KRUMBACH, GERMANY – A small-town radio club is making big waves—from training female operatives in covert communications to scaling active volcanoes for the ultimate high-altitude broadcasts! The Deutscher Amateur-Radio-Club (DARC) – Krumbach (T05) is no ordinary hobby group—they’re a shadow network of tech-savvy rebels, and they’re recruiting!
Shocking Revelations from Their Latest Ops
1. "Schwaben-Contest" – A Cover for Something Bigger?
On January 4, 2025, Krumbach’s radio operatives will unleash the Schwaben-Contest—a massive signal scramble across southern Germany. But insiders whisper it’s not just a competition… Could this be a dry run for emergency comms in case of a blackout?
🔗 Intel Drop: www.schwaben-contest.de
2. Radio Spy School: Women & Girls Wanted!
This autumn, the club launches a clandestine online training program to prepare recruits for the Bundesnetzagentur amateur radio license exam. The twist? Female trainees get a dedicated instructor—are they building an all-women signal intelligence unit?
📡 Recruitment Contact: Hans-Martin Kurka (DK2HM) – dk2hm@darc.de
3. Volcano Expedition: Broadcasting from the Edge of Doom
While most hams fiddle with antennas in their backyards, Krumbach’s treasurer Heinz (DL7HKL) is scaling active volcanoes in Ecuador—including the 5,897m Cotopaxi, which erupted in 2023! His mission? Test emergency radio conditions at extreme altitudes. (Or is he scouting locations for a future radio relay station?)
🌋 Next Stop: Galapagos Islands (HC8) – Where he’ll attempt to bounce signals off giant tortoises. (Probably.)
4. The "Museum Heist" That Brought 5 Radio Clubs Together
In February 2024, 40 operatives from five different radio clubs staged a covert meetup at the Museum für Technik und Kommunikation in Babenhausen. Disguised as nostalgic tech enthusiasts, they analyzed vintage equipment—allegedly for "historical research."
🚨 Eyewitness Quote: "There was a car with an antenna on the roof—that’s how we knew we were in the right place!"
5. Secret Learning Hub: www.50ohm.de
The DARC has launched a stealth online training portal—perfect for aspiring radio agents who want to communicate without the internet. (Ideal for the apocalypse?)
Who’s Running the Show?
The mastermind behind Krumbach’s radio revolution is Thomas Schubaur (DL1TS), a man who reportedly decodes encrypted signals before breakfast.
"No Cookies, Just Clear Signals"
While Facebook sells your data, Krumbach’s radio rebels proudly declare: "We don’t track you!" (But they do track every frequency from the Andes to the Allgäu.)
Want In?
If you’re ready to join the signal resistance, contact:
📡 Thomas Schubaur (DL1TS) – dl1ts@darc.de
Or just listen closely—your next radio transmission might change everything.
🚨 WARNING: THIS ISN’T JUST A CLUB—IT’S A GLOBAL SIGNAL NETWORK IN THE MAKING! 🚨
Stay tuned… before THEY tune into YOU.
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